(Brace yourself...)

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there were two evil friars
living outside this small village. The friars had tried unsuccessfully
to overtake and capture the town, but finally this time, they believed
they had hit upon a foolproof scheme that would allow them to rule the
village. They had, through mad scientist experiments in their floral shop,
come up with a plant that would devour the townspeople one by one until
none were left. They set forth to put their plan into action by planting
the man-eating plants so they encircled the village.

As the plants rapidly grew, they began devouring everything living in their
path. The townspeople grew frightened; who or what would save them from
their eminent doom? Finally, the town's elder remember Hugh, a woodcutter
who lived on the outskirts of town. Frantically, the townspeople penned a
desperate plea for help, tied it to the leg of a pigeon, and directed the
bird toward Hugh's cabin.

Meanwhile, outside of town, Hugh had received the note from the
townspeople,and realizing they were in grave danger, set forth to do what he needed to
do. He honed his mightiest axe to razor-sharpness, grabbed his hat, and
off he went.

Chopping his way through the dense vines, he single-handedly destroyed the
carnivorous plants one by one, until all were destroyed. Then he set out
to rid the village of the evil friars, chasing them out of town. The town
was saved!!! The people rejoiced and knighted Hugh for his brave and timely
efforts to save the village!!!

And the moral of the story is:


Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.