WHY GOD NEVER GOT TENURE


He had only one major publication

It was in Hebrew

It was not published in a refereed journal

Some doubt that He wrote it Himself

He may have created the world, but what has He done since?

The scientific community is unable to replicate His results

He never got permission from the Ethics Board to use human subjects

When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover up by drowning the subjects

He rarely came to class, telling the students to "just read the book"

He expelled his first two students

His office hours were irregular, and sometimes held on mountain tops

Although there were only Ten requirements, most students failed the course