WHY GOD NEVER GOT TENURE
He had only one major publication
It was in Hebrew
It was not published in a refereed journal
Some doubt that He wrote it Himself
He may have created the world, but what has He done since?
The scientific community is unable to replicate His results
He never got permission from the Ethics Board to use human subjects
When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover up by drowning the subjects
He rarely came to class, telling the students to "just read the book"
He expelled his first two students
His office hours were irregular, and sometimes held on mountain tops
Although there were only Ten requirements, most students failed the course